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WHEN YOU’RE SO METAL THAT YOU RUST IN THE SHOWER

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draketj replied to your post: i dont think i have any pants that dont have blood…

Instead of going out and scandalizing the populace perhaps you should stay in and work on removing the bloodstains. wikihow.com/Remove-…

draketj replied to your post: i dont think i have any pants that dont have blood…

This may also be relevant to your particular needs wikihow.com/Clean-B…

heywho says i dont know how to get blood out of shit maybe id just rather not wear pants than actually practice hygiene im insulted by your assumptions and your face

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i dont think i have any pants that dont have blood on them  

rocking your rectum

rocking your rectum

draketj asked: I've never owned any of the "Land Before Time" collection, VHS or otherwise. I am however fairly competent at google image search.

whatever fancy technology boy



It’s True. Land Before Time I-XIII.

holy shit drake
is this from your personal collection

It’s True. Land Before Time I-XIII.

holy shit drake

is this from your personal collection

draketj replied to your post: draketj replied to your post: fuck theyre killin…

Well I said minimum not non-existent. Maybe one of the 12 sequels would suit you better.

no ways there twelve sequels youre shitting me

draketj replied to your post: fuck theyre killin all the dinos now with like…

Maybe you should try “Land Before Time” instead. It keeps the dinosaur killing at a minimum.

WHAT THE HELL DRAKE that movie some dinosaurs die like really fucking early and then the little baby dinosaur fuckin cries, tim, it fucking cries. because its mama dinosaur dies.

fuck theyre killin all the dinos now with like lightning or something

why does nothing i watch ever have a happy ending fuck this